Retcons
suck! Well, sometimes they do. Retcons are a way for writers to
overlook established facts about a character if it serves the interest
of the current story. The problem is that when you're a serious fan,
such a casual disregard for continuity can be annoying. Especially when
it comes out of nowhere and makes little to no sense.
When
people say retcons, they think comic books or maybe sci fi. But even
sitcoms have been known to rewrite their own history for no good reason.
Once in awhile it is ok. Like when The Huxtables went from four
children to five. Or on Will & Grace when Karen's maid suddenly went
from not understanding a word of English to
speaking it fluently. Sometimes these changes are ignored, other times
they are acknowledged with one simple line of dialogue. Here now are
five examples of when a show changed established continuity for no good reason.
The Golden Girls
This
isn't a huge one but is worth noting. On this series Rose had a long
term relationship with a man named Miles. He was a teacher and appeared
several times. Then at one point, for some reason, the writers decided
to mix things up. It was suddenly revealed that Miles was actually an
informant for the FBI, currently living under the witness protection
program. When Miles has to flee, this causes a crisis for Rose. A crisis
that only lasts a few episodes when Miles returns and the mobster after
him is captured. This was obviously a cheesy way to shake up Rose's
story for a season, and the whole thing is quietly forgotten the next
year. What makes it even worst is an earlier episode involving Miles
overprotective daughter. A daughter who is of course never mentioned
when the whole informant stuff comes up.
Roseanne
This
one may be up for argument, but when we first met Roseanne's dad he was
a nice enough guy. As the series progressed it turned out he was an
abusive jerk who was also having an affair for many years. It's kind of
weird to see the early shows when her father was around compared to what
we know about him later. Her mother wasn't off the hook either. As the show progressed she went from being a meddling mother to an alcoholic and even a lesbian.
Home Improvement
Another small one, but one that is amusing when you catch the re-runs. In the early days of this show
one of the running jokes was Tim making fun of how large his mother in
law was. There were a few slams thrown at her in a couple episodes. Then
they decided to cast the character, and did so with the charming Polly
Holiday. To say the least, she is not heavy so when the character
appeared the first thing they acknowledged was how much weight she has
lost. Suddenly the fat jokes against Nana were gone, and Al's mother
took over as the but of Tim's constant jokes. This actually worked
better anyway because we got to see Al react to them. By the way in case
you wonder why Al's mother didn't mind the jokes, it was suggested in
one episode that she had a very good sense of humor.
Just Shoot Me
You can tell when a series is losing ideas when they need to retcon a character in order to create new stories. In season six we had two. First, we find out that Finch's whole personality was stolen from a girl he knew in college. The second is when we found out Nina had a daughter when she was 15. A fact that makes no sense since the character's backstory has been nailed down (for instance she has said she didn't want kids). The creators tried to make it work, but it's still a retcon.
Everybody Loves Raymond
This one is a better example of a show
tossing their own continuity out the window. In one episode Ray meets
Amy's bother Russell. Russell was played by Paul Reubens and in the
episode Ray goes to Russell's comic book shop. This was a one time
appearance and Reubens was good. A few years later they decided to make
Amy's brother a regular character. For whatever reasons Reubens didn't
come back, so they cast Chris Elliot in the role. All well and good,
except that they changed the name of the character for some reason!
Peter was just like Russell, and in case your thinking maybe it was
meant to be another character when we first meet Peter both and he Ray
state that they met in his comic book shop once! Thanks to re-runs the show can't get away with this, Ray met Russell in the comic book shop not Peter. But of course we have to forget that.
Full House
This show
was pretty good with maintaining continuity, but what they did to Jesse
has already aggravated me. First off all, in the first season Jesse's
last name was Cochran. Around season three it was decided to make Jesse
more Greek, so for no reason his name suddenly became Katsopolis (which
does sound better to be fair). But the name thing isn't the change that
really bugged me. I am referring to the episode where we find out
Jesse did not graduate from high school. To be fair, the episode does a
decent attempt of making it clear this was a big secret he never told
anyone. However, in at least two episodes Jesse references his
graduation and one of those episode was about his returning for his high
school reunion!
Family Matters
I
bet you're expecting me to talk about how Judy Winslow disappeared
after a few seasons. Well, I already discussed that so instead lets talk
about how Steve changed from his first appearance. Very often when a
character first appears he does not resemble what he becomes. Steve is
like this. When he first appeared, Steve Urkel was a creepy kid famous
for eating a mouse. Carl enlisted him to go out with Laura so Laura
would not go out with a guy Carl hated. When Steve took off, they
retconned his back story so that he had always been in love with Laura,
and of course lived close enough to The Winslow's to be a huge pest. By
the way, Steve is not the only character to be revamped. Kramer on
Seinfeld was originally an agoraphobic who never went outside. Fonzie on
Happy Days wore a blazer and hardly spoke. And on Friends Joey was
originally the jerk of the group and ended up being the sweetest guy on the show.
speaking of.....
Friends
This show has done this. A lot. The creators on this show
freely admitted that they did not worry to much about continuity, and
man it shows. Chandler is the character who probably suffers the most. I
can take little things like Phoebe's ever changing back story, or
Ross's career going from a dare in college to a lifelong passion. But
Chandler kept getting new traits heaped on top of each other. First he
can't cry, even though we have seen him cry. Then he can't smile for
pictures, even though we have seen him smile for pictures. Then we find
out he is missing the top of his toe, even though we have seen him
barefoot and his foot was fine. Then he hated dogs, even though we have
seen him around dogs. But the worst has to be the burning question, when
exactly did Chandler meet Rachel?? Chandler and Rachel are introduced
in the pilot, and then two years later we establish that he met Rachel a
year earlier. This could be overlooked, maybe it was a chance encounter
and forgotten. But the next year we establish that Chandler and Rachel
met way before the pilot, at the Geller's for Thanksgiving. Not one
year, but twice!
Will & Grace
I gave this show
a pass in the start of the article, but now I want to talk about one
thing they did which really annoyed me. They would always have these big
season finale episodes where something huge happens, only to undo it
the very next season. The first season ended with Will & Grace
deciding living apart would be better. The next episode we see they just
moved across the hall. By the third season, they are living
together-again. Making that whole end of the first season pointless. The
second season ended with Will having a hard time, he actually runs off
to an island and is told he will become partner at his law firm. This
barely makes it ten minutes into the season opener before it is all
undone and the status quo is restored. Oh, and Jack and Karen hate each
other. Want to guess how long that lasted? The third season ended with
Grace deciding to stay with her new interest Nathan. Ok, that stuck
awhile. But the very last scene is Will meeting what is set up as the
potential next big relationship. Which is quickly dismissed by one line
in the opener of the fourth season! What is the point of giving such
weight to these cliffhangers if they are going to be dismissed so
quickly the next year?
The Death Retcon
Often
a character will be killed off, and then the creators want to bring
them back so they will retcon the death. This happened on Will &
Grace, Karen's husband dies in one season only to have it be revealed a
few years later that he faked his dead. Considering the circumstances of
his death that would seem unlikely. Phil died on Murphy Brown only to
return in the final episode, turned out he had been in the witness
protection program (or something). Of course the most popular example is
not from sitcoms, but drama. When Dyansty wanted to return Patrick
Duffy a year after his character was killed off, they had him appear in
the shower and it was explained the whole prior season was nothing more
than a dream!
Spin-off Retcons
Sometimes
a show will spin-off a character, and change things so the character
can fit the new show. The best example is Frasier, who went from being
an only child with deceased parents on Cheers to having a brother and
father on Frasier. This was explained in a fantastic scene during the
Sam Malone episode, it seems Frasier was angry at his father and may
have mentioned Niles but no one was listening. Clever. Other examples
include Good Times where Florence went from living in New York to living
in Chicago, and changed husbands. When Laverne and Shirley first
appeared on Happy Days they were much sluttier than they would be in the
series (especially Shirley). Designing Women had a spin off with Delta
Burke's character and gave her a brother that had never been mentioned
before. And thankfully The Brady Variety Show was best forgotten during
the subsequent reunion specials.
Seinfeld
Lots
of little one's in this series. Jerry mentioned a sister early on who
vanished. George also mentioned a brother who vanished. Susan Ross
became a lesbian at the end of her story arc in season 4. When it was
time for her to return as George's fiancee in season 7, the lesbian
thing is quickly retconed away. Finally, Kramer spends the majority of
the series basically unemployed and in one season nine episode we
finally get a reason. It turns out he was on strike all that time, a
strike which has been settled in this episode. Cute, but it really
doesn't make sense especially when you consider all the short lived jobs
he had through the course of the series.
The Simpsons
And
finally, how could I not mention the most infamous example, from The
Simpsons. The episode where we discover that Principal Skinner isn't
quite what he claimed to be. Turns out that he stole the identity of
Seymour Skinner. That's the cliff notes version but you get the idea.
It's sort of like my Golden Girls example except worst, because Skinner
wasn't a minor recurring character but a regular that people liked.
Also, Skinner's lie made him a criminal while Miles lie made him a hero.
This episode is generally hated, and while I have never seen it I have
sure heard about it and can understand why it is so despised.
Of
course one of my favorite retcons ever was the one which made Demo Reel
the plot hole, but that's another article. Ah, retcons! I am sure I
missed others, so if you remember one that I didn't mention please feel
free to share.
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