This is not limited to sitcoms. Here are 11 of my least favorite
themes, this is all just opinion.
#11.Home Improvement
This theme isn't god awful, it does fit the show, but the
metal tune has never been a favorite either. It's sort of annoying especially
the beginning. It does get better as the theme plays. In fact when I watch this
show in re runs I often fast forward through the opening. To be fair the
animation is pretty cool.
#10.Family Matters (first few episodes)
When Family Matters first premiered it didn't feature the
bouncy theme we're all used to. Instead it featured Luis Armstrong's "What
a Wonderful World". It was awful! I still remember hearing it years ago,
and was so happy it was changed. Who thought that made a good match? Don't
misunderstand me, the song is beautiful I love it...but as a theme song to a
silly comedy????? This isn't MASH, why use such a sad song? Thankfully this was
replaced fast but I decided it counted.
#9. The Munsters
Hey, where is everyone going?? Just kidding, but I hate this
show and the clunky, annoying theme song doesn't help. About all there is to
say.
#8. Rubik The Amazing Cube
It's a bad cartoon based on a stupid idea, it may as well
have a dumb ass theme song. At least Pac-Man got it right!
#7. Charles in Charge
There were a slew of corny syndicated shows in the 80’s. The
theme for Out of this World was awesome. Small Wonder was decent. Then you have
this little gem. I know it’s an old joke, but this show is so sugary it gives
cavities. And the theme is no exception. Think Full House is bad? Ha! Check
this show out. They did try to jazz the song up later on, but it was still
lame.
#6. Star Trek Enterprise
I love "Faith of
the Heart" as a song. But as a theme to a Star Trek show??? Yeah I get
what they were going for, but what does it say that when people heard the theme
for the mirror universe episode, they loved it? There were so many mistakes
with this show which did have potential, and the theme song was mistake #1.
#5.GOBOTS
Yes, this was a real cartoon and it has one of the most
boring, unimaginative, and forgettable theme songs you will ever hear in a
cartoon. Transformers this ain't.
#4. Eight is Enough
There are just some shows that you wonder, what was the
theme song for that show? This is one of them. When you hear the theme you
realize why, it’s bland and boring. It’s clear the theme didn’t know what it wanted
to be, upbeat or depressing.
#3. Joanie Loves Chachi
This cheesy theme and opening set a special standard, a bad
one. There are many reasons this show didn't last, and they start with the
theme song. I mean Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley, and Mork and Mindy had
strong themes. What happened here? Want to have the leads sing, ok, but pick a
decent song! Awful.
#2.Two and a Half Men
I hate this show. I hate this theme song. What more do I
have to say?
#1.Frasier
The short sting they use in the beginning of the show is
fine, but what is up with this theme? Listen to the end credits and you hear a
mess of lyrics which makes no sense. Granted it is well sung, but what the heck
is the theme "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" supposed to be about?
Apparently the song writer wanted a vague song, well he sure hit that nail on
the head. I found an explanation online, it seems the songwriters and creators
have an interpretation for the song, one interpretation of what the songwriters
and two creators of the show have said it meant and yes there are many ....
Hey baby I hear the
blues a'callin'
* play on
words: He's got the blues and
referencing that he takes phone
calls
Tossed Salads and
Scrambled Eggs
*mixed up people
who call in
And maybe I seem a
bit confused
Well, maybe, but I
got you pegged
*the core of
Frasier's character: He is a nutcase
himself much of the
time, but can
analyze the problems of others
But I don't know
what to do with those
Tossed Salads and
Scrambled Eggs
*except these
damn callers
They're callin'
again
*they're calling
again
Oh! Now it sort of makes sense now that it has been
explained. Um, here's a hint for a good theme song. If you have to explain what
the lyrics mean I have one thing to say (in my best Linkara impression)...YOU
HAVE FAILED!!!!! Thankfully this show is so good the inane theme song can be
forgiven.
Honorable Mention-Blossom
Every list I see had this theme on it, but for some reason
it never bothered me. But since it seemed so unanimous I decided to include it.
I guess it is lame to stretch the work "opinion" into
"opinionation"
Nurses
This show didn't last long and the theme from the first season lasted even less than, being replaced pretty fast."Here I Am" is a lovely song but as a theme song it's one of the biggest buzz kills since "Joannie Loves Chachi"
and finally, I also noticed lots of articles hating the
Perfect Strangers theme. Sorry but I like it, yeah it’s corny 80’s but it’s not
plain awful and it even sums up the show a little. It’s also a very upbeat
tune, it makes me feel good when I hear it. So to leave on a positive note, I
give you the link to one of the more inspirational themes from the 80’s.
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