Ten TV Theme's with Secret Lyrics

So last time I talked about theme songs I mentioned how some theme's are extended into full length songs. But an even cooler thing some may not know is that a lot of iconic instrumental theme's do in fact have lyrics. Some were created for the show but never used, others added after the fact for whatever reason.


Here are ten theme's with the lyrics which you may have never heard before:





I Love Lucy

This one isn't really a surprise the instrumental version practically screams the words. Truth is though, as is the case with most of these, it's a lot better without the words.

Five Actors I Can’t Believe Played Klingons

Halloween is a great time to get dressed up and wear cool costumes and make-up. If done right a person can be completely disguised, And on Star Trek, the aliens created by brilliant artist Michael Westmore give actors the ultimate chance to dive into a character that they could never play in real life, and be totally unrecognizable doing it!

 

When it comes to Klingons on Star Trek, it’s easy to lose the actor in the make-up and characterization. I mean Klingon’s are animalistic and savage. Well, except for TOS Klingons but that’s a different subject.  For instance did yoy know that wqas Mark Lenard aka Sarek as the Klingon at the start of Star Trek-The Motion picture? He is totally unrecognizable! Sometimes an actor will shine through but still do a good job. For instance we all know it’s Christopher Lloyd as Kruge in Star Trek III or James Avery on Star Trek Enterprise, but they did good jobs. Other times the actor will suck, like the awful Klingon Tim Russ played on DS9. So awful I don’t feel like looking up the character’s name.










But some actors do such a cool job that I still can’t believe its as them under all that make-up. Here are five :





John Larroquette

I said we can tell Lloyd is playing Kruge in Star Trek III, but did you know John Larroqiette is the Klingon Maltz? Yeah you probably did, but honestly I am still impressed by that. As many times as I’ve seen the movie I still can’t really see Dan Fielding in there at all. True he doesn’t have much to do, but he manages one of the movies funniest lines near the end.

Five Unusual “Frankenstein Monsters”

I’ve long neglected the classic Hollywood monsters that have such long histories. So since it’s Halloween, let’s talk about them. I discussed ghosts last time but ghosts have no specific identity or backstory. Some monsters do, and there backstories are so well known that they are part of pop culture.

A lot of people are amazed Frankenstein was written by a woman. Mary Shelley of course. But the amazing thing for me is that the original novel was written in 1818! That pre-date’s Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol! What is it about the novel that captivates us so? The tale is full of so much metaphor and symbolism it’s still relatable. And then there is Frankenstein’s Monster who is a true victim, and it’s the tragedy of that character that brings us back. He doesn’t mean to harm anyone, and in almost every version it’s always him who shows he does have a heart. Even parodies remember this. This book was amazing and I never read it.

 

It is was Boris Karloff who gave us the quintessential version that most movies and TV try to imitate. Even it differed from the book. Why did he have a blazer? The Universal Monsters made such an impact that we still remember them today. And that goes for all of them not just Frankenstein. But Frankenstein may top them all. Though I think Dracula technically has more adaptations. Who doesn’t know what his bride looks like? Or recognize that iconic laboratory set up? And yes, the monster never had a name!!! Can we stop arguing about that?

So while I could list the millions of versions of Frankenstein out there, some more faithful than others to the source material, here instead are five example of taking the basic premise of Frankenstein but doing something a little more, weird with it.






Frankenberry

I know when I think Frankenstein the first to things that come to mind is pink and strawberry. Sure. Clearly inspired by Boris Karloff, we got this character to sell cereal alongside the popular vampire Count Choccula. And yes of course I know about Boo Berry I forgot to mention him last time. While I wouldn’t eat the cereal, ever, I do admire the work out into these commercials and the legacy these characters still have forty years later. While some have disappeared, like Fruit Brute, these two continue to endure.

Top 5 Favorite Movie Ghosts

Well here we are now less than two weeks from Halloween, time for a Halloween article or two. Before zombies and vampires, ghosts were the huge thing. Ghosts are always fascinating because they don’t have to be evil or mean.  Heck, they can be normal people who just can’t leave the Earth. On the other hand they can be nasty creatures who seek to torment you. Here are five of my favorite ghosts from movies.

#5.Jacob Marley

Yeah I feel funny about this one, to me this is a Christmas story. But you can’t deny the supernatural element. I mean, they are called the ghosts of Christmas! So I guess it counts. Jacob Marley is singled out because, no matter what version it is, he is always the quintessential ghost. He is a ghastly site with his chains and does what any good ghost should–scare the crap out of Scrooge!







#4.Casper

Ok he was a cartoon first but he’s been in a few movies so he counts. Casper is the friendly ghost..and I was never really been a big fan. The problem with him being so nice and kind is he’s not much of a character. He needs other ghosts around him to be interesting, because bu himself he’s kinda dull. I saw his first movie and it wasn’t bad.

Five Actors Whose Characters Were Killed Off Their Own Shows

So “The Connor’s” premiered last night. I think we all know the backstory. After some rather alarming remarks from Roseanne on Twitter she was fired and her show is continuing on without her. It really is sad what a mess the Roseanne reboot has turned into, what was originally just a fun idea between Sara Gilbert and John Goodman.

I am not going to argue whether or not Roseanne deserved to be fired, instead I want to talk about the way her character was written out. I don’t think it’s a big spoiler to say Roseanne Connor was killed off. The funny thing is, this isn’t the first time a TV show has killed off a main character after firing a star. Usually when a show does this the character just disappears. Like Delta Burke on Designing Women, Suzanne Somers on Three’s Company, Lisa Bonet on Cosby or Dana Plato on Diff’rent Strokes. But every so often the producers go the extra step and actually kill the character off. One recent example is like Erinn Hayes from last year’s awful “Kevin Can Wait”. The thing there was she had done nothing wrong, the creators were just trying to save a lousy series. In most cases, there is a little more to it than that.


Here are five show which killed off a character due to backstage tensions, even if they were the star of the show!





Charlie Sheen

Yeah this wasn’t that long ago and I’m pretty sure we all remember this story. Two and a Half Men was a pretty solid hit. Then Sheen had a well publicized breakdown following several rehab stints. Not to mention reports of domestic violence and rude comments. The character was killed off, oddly, and replaced with Aston Kutcher who must have worked since the shoe went on just fine. I wouldn’t know I didn’t watch.

Five Killed Comic Characters That Should Have Stayed Dead

So as I said last time, let’s talk about characters who shouldn’t have returned. Generally speaking when a character dies, who figures a resurrection is down the road. Usually when a character is killed the question “what happens next?”. But sometimes a character death has such ramifications that it’s kind of insulting to bring them back. It not only tarnishes whatever effect that death had, but it’s just insulting to the story where the person died.

Here are five examples of what I mean. I didn’t specify it in my last list so let me do it here, all of these examples are BEFORE the reboot in 2012.



Maxwell Lord

It wasn’t enough that they ruined the character by making him evil. I was on board it this chatacyer until day one, and I promise he was not evil in the 80’s. Of course that changed and he became evil, and killed Ted Kord. Then Wonder Woman killed him (long story). So what next? Why not bring him back at the end of the Blackest Night event..for no real reason.

Five Killed Comic Characters That Stayed Dead

It’s common for comic book characters, whether hero or villain or just supporting cast, to be killed and then resurrected a few months later. But once in awhile, a character will be killed and actually stay dead. At least until the universe gets rebooted. For example Gwen Stacy over at Spider-Man never really returned from her shocking death, though she had clones and alternate versions aplenty.

But that’s Marvel and as you know I’m a DC guy.


Here are five examples, and the one rule is that the character has to have never been brought back to life. If they made appearances in the after life or as a ghost or zombie (or in expanded media) it’s not the same.



Dove

I talked about Hawk and Dove before, but it’s still fascinating that this character was never resurrected. Dove was reinvented with others playing the role, but Don Hall himself was at peace and stayed that way.