I know I kind of blew the “Disney Month” I was doing (though cartoon
all-stars to the rescue could almost….nah). But I have had this one on
hold for a long while so I decided to finally get it out.
Unlike, say, DC Comics which tries to maintain a continuity with its
characters (kinda) it’s clear that Disney doesn’t do that. Their
characters are the same but little things will change either due to
different creators or just the passage of time. As much as I love
Disney, there are all kinds of strange things that bug me. From
character retcons to changes which make no sense and often go away with
no reason, here are five Disney questions I have never found a solid
answer for.
Why don’t Huey, Dewey, and Louie ever age?
Seriously, what the hell? How long are they supposed to be little kids? I
mean, to be honest this wouldn’t bother me so much. Except for one
things. Max grew up!!! Yeah, Goofy’s son Max was a cute kid in Goof
Troop, but as the series left to sequel movies he grew into a young man
(er, dog?). So why not Donald’s nephews? Ok they have been aged to
teenagers in Quack Pack and House of Mouse, but Max was old enough to be
a valet outside the club? And in Twice Upon a Christmas he is clearly a
young adult while Huey Dewey and Louis have actually been de-aged. What
he hell? The answer outside the universe is easy, to keep these
character the same for new kids to discover. But in universe, just once
I’d love a story about Donald’s nephews were they weren’t bratty kids!
Are Mickey and Minnie Married?
At least with Kermit and Piggy you know where they stand. What is it
with these two? Sometimes they are clearly a thing, and others they are
closer to “just friends”. I guess it was implied in an interview many
moons ago that they are married in real life, but on screen you get
characters. So depending on the short, they are together more some times
than others. That’s Ok for some things but not so much others. For
instance in The Three Musketeers ok those are characters. But what about
the shorts which show them living normal lives? And what Disney World? I
have been there and I always imagined the Mickey and Minnie we see
there are their “private lives”. You can buy souvenirs with Mickey and
Minnie dressed wedding attire (believe me, I know) but that doesn’t mean
they are really married, right? And yet it’s still not clear. In Mickey
Mouse Clubhouse they are clearly friends but that is aimed at small
children. I have not really seen the new shorts so someone will have to
fill me in on those (i hate them and will not watch them for this
article). I guess at the end of the day it doesn’t matter, they are a
perfect match and I adore them.
Why is Rabbit green in some cartoons and yellow in others?
To be specific in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh he is clearly
more greenish. But in the theatrical films and direct to DVD releases,
he is yellow. In fact, in “Very Merry Pooh Year” they re-show the
classic “Winnie The Pooh and Christmas Too!” and you can tell they had
to re-do Rabbit’s color so that it would match the rest of the film. My
guess is that there was less money in the TV series, so they didn’t use
the best colors. Where in film you could put more money and make sure
the colors a nice (plus they have computers now). And some colors are
harder to film, it’s why Cesar Romero’s Joker often had brownish hair
in the old Batman TV Series. But wouldn’t it be funny of there was some
in universe reason for this? I’d love Winnie the Pooh just once to say
“You look my friend Rabbit but….something is wrong”.
Why doesn’t Daisy have a defined personality?
Has anyone else noticed this? Minnie has her own personality which makes
her more than just Mickey with a bow on her head. Yeah it’s girlie but,
that’s fine it’s the whole point. Daisy’s personality is never
constant! In the old days she was just there to be Donald’s love
interested. And would just moon after him and kind of…exist. As the
years evolved she would take a tone of responsibility. This was thrown
out the window for Mickey Mouse Works, which portrayed her as a genuine
pain in the ass! She was a motor mouthed bitch with no regard for what a
busy body she was being. Then when that evolved into House of Mouse she
was more responsible again. Finally, when Mickey Mouse Clubhouse rolled
around she was THE responsible one. Seemed like she was the only one
who did any work around there, whether it be a pageant or whatever else.
In Twice Upon a Christmas she is shown as being competitive. So, what
gives? Is it so hard to give her a personality and stick with it?
Where the hell is Roger Rabbit?
When Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out, Roger Rabbit was EVERYWHERE! He
was jammed into every TV special that came along, new shorts were
released in front of new movies, and he had a whole section of Disney
World all to himself. Not to mention being in every parade and show in
the parks they could get him into. Now I can certainly understand that
with time most of these things would go away, but has Roger appeared
anywhere recently? It’s not as if people don’t still love the movie,
it’s a classic! I guess with all the new stuff from Pixar and all, he
just kind of got pushed into the sides. Maybe he does still appear in
the parades, it’s been awhile, but as far as I can tell he has mostly
vanished. By the way, whatever happened to the Disney TV specials they
used to have? Man I miss those. Anyway, I hope he makes a comeback soon,
kind of like Clarabelle Cow did.
Now that I have opened this can or worms, please comment and let me
know. And feel free to pose your own questions you’ve always wondered.
That’s it for me my friends, I have been kind of pounding out the
content this month and do have one more idea before it ends. Till then!
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