I talked the other day about how some DC
superhero adapations just totally miss the mark. The character created
may have the same name, and possibly some other things carried over like
secret identity, but overall the character is a separate creation
totally separate from the comic book character supposedly being
portrayed.
Well my friends the
villains can have it bad also. Sometimes a director will decide that the
villain needs to be shaken up. And that would be ok, but at the same
time they will either change to much and lose the essence of the
character, or bascially dumb the character down to the point it's even
sillier than they appear in the comic books.
Here
now are my top 5 worst attempts at adatping a classic comics book
villain for either movie or TV. I have opened this up to include Marvel,
for a very obvious reason which you will soon see (if you haven't
guessed). And remember this is all opinion so feel free to disagree.
#5.Lex Luthor (Superman Returns)
Oh
Kevin Spacey, where did it go so wrong? I really got the feeling
Spacey cared about the role and wanted to have fun with it. Maybe he was
the victim of a bad script. While I have slammed Brandon Routh as
Superman it really isn't the worst performance in the movie. What in the
world was Spacey doing in this movie? I mean, besides a Gene Hackman
impression. That's basically what it boils down to. Rather than try to
give a spin on Luthor all his own he tried to recapture what Hackman
did. However, Hackman's charm is what sold that role while Spacey just
comes off like a big bully. Luthor is supposed to be brilliant and
cunning, and I don't get that here. And to make matters worst, the plan
Luthor has in the movie is D-U-M-B. The worst Luthor ever, no question.
#4.Darkseid (Smallville)
I
have defended this show up and down and will continue to. But what they
did to Darkseid was a real let down. When they first teased it I
thought "Fuck yeah! About time we saw a live action Darkseid!!" What we
got was....not quite what I expected. He is a presence in the shadows
that whole last season, and that was cool. They built him up by keeping
it in the shadows and I got that. The problem is he never stopped just
being a shadowy form. So finally, the last episode is here and what do
we get? The shadow Darkseid takes over the form of Lionel Luther and
Superman vanquishes him in about three seconds. Smallville had a habit
of rushing their battles but this one was real disapointing. It was an
insult to such an awesome character reducing him this way. I will still
maintane this show had some real strengths and did respect the Superman
mythos. Even if it also turned them into Dawson's Creek at times. It was
the best Luthor and Lois Lane in my book and many of the villains and
superheroes were very well done. Darkseid was not one of them.
#3.Green Goblin (Spider-Man)
Sorry
but how could I leave this off a list like this? I was not a major
Spider-Man fan. I barely read the comics and the only real exposure I
had was with the cartoon Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends (which was
awesome even if it has been forgotten). But even I knew that the Green
Goblin in the first Spider-Man movie was AWFUL. How did this miss so
hard? Willem Dafoe wasn't that bad, ok a little hammy but that was no
crime. But the suit the Goblin wears was just so idiotic. Even I know
what the Goblin is supposed to look like, amd it wasn't as a lame Power
Rangers villain. And his major weapon was gas. Ok, sure. What the heck
happened? I have only seen images of the version used this last summer
and at least it looks a little better. I liked the other villains in
these movies just fine, but The Green Goblin was a major FAIL!
#2.Two-Face (Batman Forever)
I
talked about this waayyyy back but will mention it here. When I first
saw this movie I didn't really understand the character. I just heard
Tommy Lee Jones was playing him, and thought that was perfect! What I
didn't expect was that Schumacher was just going to recycle Nicholson's
Joker. Or that Jones woud put in NO effort whatsoever. Give Jim Carey
credit, he is trying as The Riddler (especially in his early scenes).
But the fact is everything that made the character awesome is gone here.
Where is that psychological torment Harvey Dent experences? It gets
hinted at, but barely. And the coin isn't just a gimick it's part of his
personality! I shmefully admit it took some time for to me get why that
scene where he keeps flipping it over and over is such an insult to the
character. It's something I didn't fully realize until I saw the same
character dome MUCH better in The Dark Knight. I loved what they did
there. Almost more than The Joker. Here? It's just way to silly. This
movie is a guilty pleasure even years later, but wisdom makes me like
this performance less and less.
#1.The Penguin (Batman Returns)
For
the love of god Tim Burton, WHY??? I get reimagining a character, I
really do, but you can't create an entirely new character and think
we'll be OK if you just throw the same name and gimmick onto him. What
is this? It's ironic because this movie does Catwoman perfectly, but
couldn't have missed the mark with Penguin any harder. I mean if you're
not sure what Penguin is suppsoed to be like, check out how Burgess
Meredith played him in the TV show. And I am not saying the character
can't be tweaked. The cartoon series did a much better job updating the
character while staying true to him. Just make him more sadistic or give
him a better backstory. But my god! Penguin is suppsoed to be refined
and classy. Not to mention smart. I also understand making a movie with
him would be tricky but what is this thing Danny DeCVito plays (and does
play well I admit)? And the fact he lives in a sewer is just stupid. I
hated this version of the character from the first moment I saw a pic of
what he was going to look like. Next time Burton, if you're going to
just ignore what makes the charatcer memorable than just create a whole
new villain from scratch.
I
know what people are saying, what no "Batman & Robin"? Here's the
thing, I didn't hate the villains in that movie. I really liked Poison
Ivy. Mr Freeze? Ok Arnold Schwarzenegger had some awful lines but that
wasn't Arnold's fault. And they did respect the character's backstory
pretty well.. As for Bane...he was such a non presence in the movie i
choose to overlook it. That movie had problems but I can't say they
botched the villains to hard. And speaking of Bane, some may think he
should be on here from "The Dark Knight Rises" but I liked that role
until they ruined him in the last ten minutes. In fact all the villains
in those movies were done very well.
Ok
folks, what do you guys think? Is there a comic villain adaptation even
worst than the five listed here? Commen and let me know. Till next time
my friends, be good to yourselves.
5. I'd bump him up the list a bit. That plan was pretty horrible and it doesn't work. At least Spacey got to play Luthor a little darker. I still think he would have been a better Luthor in another movie.
ReplyDelete4. Darkseid was pretty disappointing in the end. It kind of made most of that whole arc feel a little lackluster. At least the Superman parts were good.
3. I don't know about this one. I thought Dafoe did a good job. You are right about the costume. It does feel like it belongs with the Power Rangers. At first, I thought you were going to go with the Mandarin since you said it was from Marvel.
2. You're right with this one. We saw Two-Face be greatly adapted in Batman:TAS. You'd think the creators for a live-action movie would have at least tried to do something like that. Nope, they didn't. At least they got Freeze right (backstory-wise).
1. I don't know about this one either. I'm not a big fan of the Penguin, but I kind of liked this rendition. His plan towards the end involving the rocket penguins was dumb though.
Jim Bevan
ReplyDelete6:18 PM on July 17, 2014
Worse than all of these - Riddler from Young Justice. The show is pretty great in just about every area, but god damn they made Ed Nigma a joke in that series.
Reply Delete BigBlackHatMan
8:17 AM on July 16, 2014
I am going to bring up Jonah Hex again. Malcovich's character was much better in the comics. Good work
Reply Delete T-kun Unusual Wordsmith III
10:40 PM on July 15, 2014
I would say there are far more worst choices, but it's understandable as to these ones that you picked. To what the comics and animation can and did, these were just let downs. Nice work on this list.
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9:02 PM on July 15, 2014
Fluffyman says...
Sorry but neither Dafoe nor DeVito really belong here for me, nor Man with No Chin's suggestion of Kingsley's Mandarian. Schwarzenegger (For me was still bad regardless of the script), the "Batman & Robin" Bane, DeHaan's Goblin (I
really didn't like his character period), McMahon's Dr. Doom, the smoke version of Galactus, that Blowfish henchman in "X-Men: The Last Stand" (Seriously how was he supposed to be threatening?), Judd Nelson's villain from "Steel" (Though I don't think he existed in the comics so...), just more deserving than who I felt you list.
To each his own my friend
Reply Delete richb
7:26 PM on July 15, 2014
The Man With No Chin says...
What, no Mandarin in Iron Man Three? Eh, I guess people have bitched about it enough already and truthfully he's hardly a great villain anyway. I mean, the only reason people even know who he is is because he's the only Iron Man villain that people can remember. Still, that was pretty disappointing with what they did with him. The trailers built him to be this big threat but they decided to pull a twist and have him be a cheap joke. Well hopefully the rumors are true that he wasn't the one true Mandarin.
Oh, another good one! Maybe I could have made this a top 10. Yeah that was pretty disappointing and I never even heard of him. I can only imagine how fans of the character must have felt
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7:24 PM on July 15, 2014
What, no Mandarin in Iron Man Three? Eh, I guess people have bitched about it enough already and truthfully he's hardly a great villain anyway. I mean, the only reason people even know who he is is because he's the only Iron Man villain that people can remember. Still, that was pretty disappointing with what they did with him. The trailers built him to be this big threat but they decided to pull a twist by having him serve as nothing more than a cheap joke. Well hopefully the rumors are true that he wasn't the one true Mandarin.
Reply Delete richb
7:03 PM on July 15, 2014
Les says...
Hi richb. Yeah, I'm going to nominate Doctor Doom from the recent Fantastic 4 films.....it's not that he was bad, but he was merely adequate....and Doctor Doom is one of the most bad-assed Marvel villains of all time. He needed to be SOOOOO much better than he was. Great list, my friend. Peace.
There's one I missed, possibly because I hated that movie and tried to forget I ever saw it. Thanks my friend.
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7:01 PM on July 15, 2014
Hi richb. Yeah, I'm going to nominate Doctor Doom from the recent Fantastic 4 films.....it's not that he was bad, but he was merely adequate....and Doctor Doom is one of the most bad-assed Marvel villains of all time. He needed to be SOOOOO much better than he was. Great list, my friend. Peace.
Reply Delete alexthed
6:59 PM on July 15, 2014
I have a pretty similar reaction to Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. I like Batman Forever - albeit unironically - but never cared for the film's depiction of Two-Face.
If I did this today Spacy would have been gone and Eisenberg would be on here. But who could have known in 2014?
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