Remember
a few months ago I did an article on John Denver and The Muppets:A
Rocky Mountain Holiday? It's dreadfully slow and boring, but I went easy
on it and said it was decent. Want to know why? BECAUSE THERE ARE WORST
THINGS OUT THERE MY FRIENDS! I give you:
Ok, Ok. It's not the worst thing ever. But it has problems.
This came out a few years ago on NBC, and watching it makes me
understand why The Muppets don't appear on NBC anymore. Let's take a
closer look :
The Plot:
Kermit
and Co are planning on spending Christmas apart for the first time
ever. Kermt and Piggy are going away, etc. Gonzo has a young friend
named Claire who asks him to make sure he mails her letter to Santa. A
mishap at the post office causes the letter to not get mailed along with
two others. Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Pepe then try to find a way to
get the letters to Santa in time to for Santa to keep Claire's Christmas wish.
What I Liked-
The
Opening Scene/Music-Yeah the way this special opens is pretty decent.
There is a cameo which makes sense followed by some shenanigans at the
post office and it's kind of cute. It feels like classic Muppet stuff.
This will not last. I also have no problem with the music used in the
scene or the rest of the special.
The
Closing Scene-If you forget the plot, the special basically does, the
ending scene is also just a classic Muppet song with the whole group
singing when all the Muppets return to spend the holiday with Claire.
Oh, you're wondering what made all the Muppets drop their plans and come
back? Yeah, like this special is going to explain that!! At least they
tried to give Piggy an explanation, the rest just wander back for no
apparent reason.
The
Carrier Pigeons-Mostly because I need something here, I will say this
scene was kind of cute. This was another idea to get the letters to
Santa but doesn't work out. The scene can be considered filler but they
had to show them trying something before jumping to the airport.
North
Pole-There is some good stuff when they finally get to The North Pole.
Fozzie and Gonzo have a song which is nice. Yeah the scene is to fast
and they don't actually get into Santa's Workshop but it's still ok.
Especially when Santa appears out of nowhere to grant the wishes.
Santa
Claus-The scene with Santa and The Muppets in the sleigh was good. True
there is some plot related stupidity in this scene but we'll get to
that in a bit. On its own it was a really good Santa.
What I Hated-
Miss
Piggy-Alright let's get this one over with. One of the common
complaints from this special is the way they botch her character. What I
didn't mention in my summary is that while the gang is trying to figure
out a way to save the day, all Piggy is interested in is getting away
with Kermit and the more he delays the angrier she gets. People say that
Piggy would never be THAT selfish and self involved. And to those
people I say....yeah, you have a point. Even if she didn't want to help,
she would at least care about the situation and be understanding that
Kermit is trying to save the day for the girl. She just comes off as a
nasty bitch here, and that is not Piggy.
The
Airport Garbarge-The show was ok till this point. But this is where the
special just lost it for me. This is obvious filler, but that's fine.
The problem is that it's IDIOTIC! Where do I start with this? The
Muppets arrive at the airport looking for a flight to the North Pole.
The find a magic airline run by a lady named Joy. The lady is played by
Uma Thurman. Ok, this isn't so bad so far and even had a cute 4th wall
joke from Pepe. Then we meet this security guard played by Nathan Lane
along with that bear who can never decide if he is a good guy or a bad
guy. The guard doesn't trust the Muppets, and then ends up detaining
them after Fozzie makes a bad joke. Apparently that's against FDA
regulations. Just so dumb, and all it does is stall our heroes so that
they miss the flight. Well, they nearly do because they up hanging on to
the wing while the place flies....WHAT??? I like Nathan Lane an all
but this whole scene is just awful. I do find it funny we learn more
about this stupid gaurd than we do Claire!! Speaking of whom...
Claire-I
didn't hate her, but I do have a question. WHY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CARE
ABOUT HER?? And why didn't she just ask Gonzo to spend Christmas with
her? And if they are friends, why did her mother look like she had never
seen The Muppets before? And why was Jane Krakowski wasted in this
special?
The
Mafia Scene-Man, first it was the lame Sopranos spoof in Elmo's
Christmas Countdown, now this. While looking for a way to get the
letters to Santa Gonzo and Pepe try to contact the Godfather, or
something. I don't the scene is just stupid and is obvious filler. The
two mafia men are played by Tony Sirico and Steve Schirripa...THE SAME
TWO WHO APPEARED IN THE ELMO SPECIAL!! This is worst because the scene
makes no sense! Maybe I would appreciate this more if I liked The
Sopranos but I doubt it.
Plot
Cop Out-Ok, this is what happens. Santa finally gets the three letters.
Now understand, the letters were accidentally taken by Gonzo, he had no
idea where they came from except Claire's. So the time comes to find
out who the letters belong to, but the writers either gave up or
something because the special just throws its arms up here. One letter
is from Claire, fair enough. The other two? One is from Pepe who wants
to sing like an Opera singer and the other is a callback to that Nathan
Lane character. Um, THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! It feels rushed like they
just wanted to get the thing over with. Why not just have it be the one
letter Gonzo needs to deliver? By the way, Claire's wish is to have some
friends to spend Christmas with. You know, the very thing she expressed
in her one scene in the beginning! So her asking Gonzo to stay for
Christmas gets a shrug, but reading her letter to Santa gets his
attention? And why did Gonzo wait until Christmas Eve to mail the
letter anyway???
Beaker'S
Girlfriend-Ok, one last moment I can't stand. We get the typical Bunsen
Honeydew bocthed experiment, which somehow creates a hot model who
falls for Beaker. This is just one of many dumb cameos, did I mention
Whoopi Goldberg's pointless one? You know, I am done with this. Let's
just wrap it up!
Final
Thoughts-I guess if I had to sum this up in one word it would
be-FILLER!! There was so much potential with this and it goes nowhere!
The plot is so insignificant they have to struggle to make the story
work in an hour long format. The story concept wasn't bad but the
execution sucked and a lot of the characterizations just felt off. The
pacing is also real slow, and yeah even the songs feel flat. It may be
the worst Muppet Christmas special out there. Instead go watch A Muppet
Family Christmas, that is freaking awesome!!!!
By
the way, this Thanksgiving The Muppets were featured in a new special
with Lady Gaga. And while the Muppets were clearly supporting cast, they
were still charming and in character. I am gradually becoming a fan of
Lady Gaga, and the Muppets are always fun.
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