In case you hadn't figured it out, I am more of a Star Trek fan then a Star Wars fan. This goes all the way back to when I was a little kid and when I played with my Star Wars figures I set the stories on the Enterprise and did more Star Trek related stories (I didn't say I was a smart kid). While Star Wars is classic story of good vs. evil; Star Trek is all about exploring the human condition, which makes the stories more relatable and timeless. When you think about it, how many rip off's of Star Wars have there been over the years? Because it's easy to rip off. Star Trek is easy to parody, but actually duplicating it is a bit harder. However comparing Star Trek to Star Wars is like comparing apples to oranges, two very different franchises and both have their strong points, and their flaws.
Now I am getting way off track because this article was
meant to celebrate Star Wars. I did love the original trilogy. And I
really....wanted to love the new trilogy. Star Wars is full of great space
battles and very memorable characters. I loved C3PO and R2D2 without a real
understanding of the films they were in. That's how great they are (or maybe I
saw them on Sesame Street, for years I wondered if that had actually happened).
Of course as with any movie, you watch and see things which
you would love to change or do differently. Star Wars has been nitpicked to
death, especially the recent trilogy, but I thought I would add my two cents. I
want to also state that I am hardly a hardcore Star Wars fan, so if I talk about
something inaccurately or that has been beaten to death elsewhere, this is all
just opinion and for fun. This is also confined to events in the six movies. So Here
now are five things which didn’t work for me in Star Wars, and how I might have
done them differently.
5. C3PO built by Anakin Skywalker from "The Phantom
Menace"
What? I know I am not the first to talk about this but it
had to be mentioned. To be fair, I am sure George Lucas was anxious to get C3PO
in the film somewhere and I can totally understand that. True it was just fan
service, but hey there is nothing wrong with that if it's done right. R2D2 was
done right, Obi Wan meeting Anakin Skywalker for the first time was done right….this
was not. It just doesn't make sense, how did a 10 year old kid build a sophisticated
protocol droid like 3PO? On a dessert planet no less? It takes all the meaning
out of the first movie when R2D2 tries to convey Leia's message and 3PO has no
idea what is going on. Then there are the complaints of, why didn't Vader
recognize the droid in Empire? Actually I did see a comic book where there was
a scene during the events of Empire, after 3PO is blown into pieces Vader
inspects them and recognizes the droid. This is why he was thrown into the
trash where he is discovered by Chewbacca. Nice touch, but since it was in a
comic book it wasn't canon and therefore can't be counted. At Leiast Lucas
tried to make it work by having the line at the end of Revenge of the Sith
about memory erasing him, but it still doesn't change anything. Phantom Menace
was a long bore with some really silly things in it, and this was one of them.
I would have found some other reason to get him into the movie. He could have
been a new droid assigned to the queen, the role he ended playing in Revenge of
the Sith!!! Wouldn't that have made a
little more sense?
#4.That dumb cantina scene from "A New Hope"
It's hard to pick on the classic Star Wars; there
really
isn't much I would change in it. There is one exception, and that would
be that
whole sequence of Luke and Obi Wan trying to hire a ship. One of my
first
memories of watching the original film was how boring the first half or
so was.
Now when I watch it again, it's still…. kind of dull. The bar Luke and
Obi Wan
go into is just lame. I know that this was the 70's so special effects
and
make-up weren't exactly state of the art. Even Lucas himself has said
that the
scene didn't come out the way he envisioned. The scene in Jabba's lair
in Jedi
was closer to what he wanted the cantina scene to be. C3PO and R2D2 are
ostracized from the bar in a stupid moment, and Obi Wan slices a guys
arm off
when Luke gets into a bar fight. All pointless, we already know Obi Wan
is badass and Luke is a wimp. Then we meet Han, and it still
takes forever to get to the Millennium Falcon.
So glad they added the scene of him talking to Jabba, that didn't make
that part of the film longer. Finally, they take off, but the whole sequence of
hiring Han and Chewy just seems to go on to long and added very little. They
still had half the movie to develop Han, why make that first sequence go so
long? Nothing dramatic here, I just would have made this sequence a little
faster and gotten to the real action quicker. Of course I didn't mention the
best part, when Han and Greedo have their little discussion. I kind of like
that scene because I had a Greedo action figure. Yeah I could get into the
whole change having Greedo shoot first, but it didn’t bother me the way it was.
I mean, what choice did Han have really? Plus according to George Lucas he didn't change it just made it clearer.
#3.Lando Calrissian from "Empire Strikes Back"
This is the one character I have never liked (well, from the
first trilogy anyway). When we first meet Lando we learn that he and Han Solo
used to be friends. Things seem to be going fine, until Lando betrays the group
and hands them over to Vader. After they are captured and Han is frozen, this
is when Lando decides to be the good guy. One of my favorite moments in Empire
is when Chewbacca strangles Lando, it's a great moment. So first we like Lando,
then we hate him and after he allows Han to be frozen we're supposed to like
him again? I would have made Lando evil, and stay evil. Have it turn out he is
just a rogue who sells out to whoever is in charge, and that's it. Because
the truth is I never liked Lando, no
matter how much he redeemed himself. In Empire he waits till after Han
is
frozen to act. The only reason they kept him in Jedi is because they
needed
someone to fly the Millennium Falcon. Why else is he still around but
the cool Bobba Fett meets his end? However that space battle at the end
of
Jedi is the worst because none of the characters we care about are
involved. We
can't get invested like in the original when Luke was battling the Death
Star
or Empire when Han and Leia were trying to outrun the Empire. In Jedi we
got
Lando and that, strange character who was the co-pilot who was so
important I
can’t even recall his name. The battle on Endor was actually more
interesting. If
it were up to me I would have just had the group flee cloud city and
never hear
from the traitor Lando again, rather than have his charming smile stay
in the
films as if to say "I'm a good guy, really!" What about that last
space battle? Would it really have been different if they had all
unknown
characters in it? That's what it practically was anyway!
#2. Luke and Leia are brother and sister from "Return
of the Jedi"
I think George Lucas wanted a surprise in Return of the
Jedi, much like the one in Empire where Vader reveals that he is Luke's father.
However, that worked because not only was it a powerful moment, but you could
buy the possibility. The reveal that Luke and Leia are brother and sister....I
just never thought they should have done that. Is it the worst mistake they
made? No, probably not. (Can you say Ewoks?) I admit I always liked that scene
in Jedi where they have that heartfelt talk, it was one of the best moments in
the film, but really at what point in the first two movies is this even alluded
to? Yeah we have that moment in Empire when Yoda says "there is
another", a fact which Obi Wan seemed clueless to, but that's it. In the
first movie Luke is clearly attracted to Leia, and they have at least two
passionate kisses. Luke never felt the connection ever? One of my favorite pics
from the third film is that shot of Luke and Leia (in the gold bikini) about to
swing off the barge in the opening. I had that pic on a calendar back in the
day and I loved that month. Does that mean I don't think Han Solo and Leia
should have gotten together? No, that worked but making Luke and Leia brother
and sister was unnecessary and added nothing except a small amount of drama
which they didn't need. Maybe if they had done something with it, like show Leia
start to develop the abilities or something. Aside from that bit at the end
which, I admit, was a cute moment. I still remember laughing at the face Harrison
Ford made when she tells him he is her brother, it was like it made no sense
but then he just accepts it and kisses the girl. There seems to be a rule in
Hollywood that if a man and woman are not romantically involved than they have
to be related, because heaven forbid they just be "good friends". I
would have just had Leia fall in love with Han, and Luke and Leia are just good
friends who care deeply for each other. What's wrong with that?
#1.Darth Vader's "first" appearance in
"Revenge of the Sith"
No not when he first appeared in the original film, but the
scene in Revenge of the Sith when we finally get the Vader we had been waiting
for through three movies. And I mean waiting for; this was the moment we wanted
to see since we met that whiny Anakin in Phantom Menace. It’s amazing, all that
suspense and Lucas somehow botched it. Nostalgia critic already went over this
so rather than explain why it was dumb, I will tell you what I think should
have happened. I think Anakin, or Vader, should have killed his wife. That's right;
he should have literally killed her. They could have had the babies born earlier
and easily establish that Anakin never saw them, or have them born after she
had died (heck they do that in real life). He should have killed her in his
rage, and then when the rage filled his heart that was the moment he truly
become Darth Vader. Think about it, and then you go to the end of Jedi when the
Emperor is killing his son. Suddenly, Vader, or Anakin, remember killing his
wife and realizes what he has become. He suddenly realizes the Emperor is truly
evil (a fact Anakin never seemed to get) and that is when he takes him and
tosses him over. He couldn't save his wife but he's sure as hell not going to
let his son get killed. That might have worked. No, instead we get Vader,
Vader!, asking about his wife and crying NOOO!!! when he hears she is dead.
Well, the other way would have been better. I will say one thing, that moment
when the mask is put on and Vader is revealed was a real cool moment for the
fan boy inside of me. By the way, I know
my change would ruin Leia’s line in Jedi that she remembered her mother as
being sad, but the way they did it ruined that line anyway. And yes I know they
explain that in the novels, but I can’t stand the novels. They aren’t bad, just
real hard to read.
Finally, you may be wondering how I could not mention Jar
Jar Binks. Yes, I hated him as much as everyone and that is why I left him off.
I don't think that opinion is very unique. I could accept that George Lucas was
so excited about a total digital character, that's fine, but did he have to be
soooo annoying? He's also forgettable; seriously right now think of one funny
moment or line from him? If you thought of one congrats, I sure as heck
couldn't. As for the Ewoks, that is a tough one because I never hated them as
much as others did. However, as I get older and wiser I can see the idiocy of
that last battle where the little teddy bears beat an entire army of storm
troopers, etc. And Leia was so useless in Jedi, what happened to that strong
character she was in the classic film?
Ok, that’s enough out of me. I am sure I have
irritated the
hard core fans, so if you disagree or want to correct me that’s cool.
You’re
entitled to your opinion. Star Wars, despite its occasional flaws, was a
great
series of films and has become such a part of our culture that it will
be around forever. So, until next time MAY THE FORCE BE WITH
YOU!
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