Top 5 Movies I loved when they came out but now I hate
Ever go to see a movie and have a great time, only to look
back years later and wonder what in the world made you think you ever liked it?
It probably happens to all of us, so I thought I would compile my list of the
top five movies I loved when I saw them, but as time has gone by have realized
that they may not have been that good after all.
#5.Batman Forever.
Ok, first of all I’m not saying that I
hate this movie now. It’s still a lot of fun. However, for the longest time I
considered this movie great. I just loved it, I thought Batman was well
performed and I loved the Riddler. Those opinions still hold up by the way. Where
I went wrong was with Two-Face. I guess I didn’t follow the comic’s close
enough because I just couldn’t see how bad a performance Tommy Lee Jones did.
It wasn’t all his fault, the writing was the real problem. However, when The
Dark Knight came out and I saw what Christopher Nolan did with the character, I
was blown away. This was Two-Face, the way he was meant to be portrayed, and
suddenly I realized just how bad he was in Batman Forever. As I said, I still
think Batman Forever was good, especially compared to Batman & Robin, but I
do look at it more critically than I used to.
#4.Star Wars:Episode I-The Phantom Menace.
I would be lying
if I said that I loved this movie when it came out, but when I saw it in the
theatres I kind of liked it. No, I didn’t like Jar Jar Binks of course but it
was cool to see R2D2 again and I loved the scene were Anakin Skywalker meets
Obi Wan for the first time. A few months later, I got the DVD for Christmas. I
couldn’t even sit through it. Seriously, I got so bored I turned the freaking
thing off and have never tried to sit through it again. I guess it was all that
“new Star Wars movie” excitement or something. For the record, Episode II was
bad and I admit I kind of liked Episode III.
#3. Last Action Hero.
Ever hear a premise for a movie, and
think that it sounds like a great idea and will make a great movie. Then
you go
to see the movie, and it isn’t. However, you loved the premise so you
try
really hard to make yourself believe that the movie lived up to it?
Well, that
was this movie for me. I really wanted to like it, but in retrospect I
have to
admit his was a big miss. The plot involved a kid who gets sucked into
an
Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and participates in it. Then the fictional
character enters the real world to chase after the movie villain who did
the
same thing. The first gripe I have with this is, why doesn’t the kid
just enjoy
his situation rather than spend the time trying to convince
Schwarzenegger that
it’s a movie? The LA stuff is kind of cool if you take is a parody of an
action
movie, which was the plan I think. Where the movie fails is when it gets
into
the “real world”. As Nostalgia Critic himself pointed out, the real
world feels
a lot like the fake movie world. It was also to dark, and I think
whatever the
message was that Schwarzenegger wanted to convey just didn’t quite make
it. By the way, I had the same problem with Star Trek Generations. Man,
did I want to like that.
#2. The Goonies.
This one some may argue with me about. This was a classic 80’S kids movie. I don’t
think anyone who saw this film as a kid didn’t love it. However, the more I
watch it the more I wonder what was so appealing about it. The basic plot follows a group of misfit kids as they
search for buried treasure in a subterranean cavern. Here they cross the path
of lady criminal Mama Fratelli and her outlaw brood. Fortunately, the kids
manage to befriend Fratelli's hideously
deformed (but soft-hearted) son, who comes to their rescue. That’s the
basic premise, and I admit some of the stuff is fun to watch, but as I get
older it seems the more I find wrong with it. The ending is cornball, so
contrived that it just spoils the rest of the movie. I could probably do a
whole review nitpicking things in this move. I liked it when it came out, but
now it just gets a big pass from me. Maybe the key word is kids, as in you have
to be one to like this.
#1. Heart and Souls.
Oh my god, how could I be so wrong
about a movie? This is embarrassing, I admit it. 1993 saw the release of
Jurassic Park, The Fugitive, and In The Line of Fire and this is what I called
my favorite of the year? Maybe I’m just a big girl. For those who may not know this film, here is
the plot. At the
scene of a fatal bus crash, the souls of four deceased passengers enter into
the body of a woman's newborn baby. These four souls then traumatize the poor
kid by talking to him and even making him do things like going to the track.
When they realize the potential damage they leave, abruptly, and then come back thrity
years later to force the boy, now an adult, to help them resolve their lives
even if it complicates his. I loved this movie when it came out, and now
it’s just painful. The story is so generic, there is no conflict because once
the boy, named Thomas, agrees to help the spirits (agrees? He has no choice!) that's it, the
plot is basically him helping each one, one at a time. The
circumstances are so farfetched. For one spirit he walks onto a concert stage
and no security grabs him, and then sings the national anthem to a crowded audience
which just happens to include his girlfriend.
For another, the story involved the woman trying to find out what
happened to her son. Due to some wacky circumstances they find themselves in a
police station where, would you believe it, the cop they have been talking to turns
out to be that very son! What are the odds; I mean New York isn’t really that
big, is it? Yes the funny moments are funny, Robert Downey Jr is good in this,
but the film is so flimsy. No conflict, no suspense, no real action, and the
coincidences are too hard to swallow. To top it all off the film is overly
sentimental (and that’s being kind) and the whole thing is just a dreary mess.
Did I mention that it was boring too? Why did I love this movie?????? Oh well,
live and learn I guess.
That’s it, my list of the top 5 movies I loved when I saw
them but as I have gotten older and wiser, have realized that maybe I was wrong
about them. Of course it can go the other way, and maybe someday I will do a
list of movies I hated when I saw it only to learn to love them down the line.
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