September 21, 2015

Six Blown Reveals From “Star Trek” Episodes

I spoke a few days ago about “The Lights of Zetar”. I commented that when the characters finally figure out what is happening, the reveal is not that interesting because the audience has already figured it out! But it’s dragged out anyway and gets dull. Though we dont know the backstory which we learn with teh characters, so good job there keeping that reveal a secret till it was time to be revealed. But this isn’t always the case. Star Trek, like any show, very often tries to surprise their audience with the cause of their troubles and/or the big solution that saves the day. And sometimes, it works. Another example is from “The Deadly Years”, where the answer to why Chekov didn’t age was held until the last five minutes, but it makes sense and I think it’s safe to say may not have been guessed yet when it is revealed. In TNG’s “The Survivors” they drag out the secret of the old couple for the whole episode, and while Picard is on to them the audience is left with an interesting mystery right until the end.



And yes it’s not uncommon to reveal the villain early on, but usually something is kept quiet until the characters figure it out. The motivation, how they did their deed, or some other surprise twist. However, some episodes blow the twist to early and it hurts the episode! It bores the audience and makes the characters look stupid. It’s almost as if the creators don’t realize how smart their audience is.



Here are six examples of what I mean from Classic Trek and Next Gen.


“Who Mourns for Adonais” (TOS)

Ok this one isn’t the worst, or even that big, but it’s really blatant how they dragged it out. As the crew discuss how Apollo could be able to channel the power to do his stunts, McCoy mentions that he discovered that Apollo has an extra organ in his body that he has no clue about. Kirk begins to ask the obvious question when he is cut off. It’s like twenty minutes later when Kirk finally finishes the qustion, asking McCoy if the extra organ is how Apollo channels the power he does. It’s not a big thing, but what was the point of holding that off? Did they really think we wouldn’t have figured it with Kirk? Just get it revealed and move on!





“The Schizoid Man” (TNG)
This was second season TNG so you know we’re in trouble off the mark. Ok, a dying scientist deposits his consciousnesses into Data. And while it isn’t specifically stated this happened, since Data acts normal at first, it soon becomes clear especially in one moment when Data whistles a tune the scientist had been whistling. Despite this, we still have to go thru the long process of the crew figuring out what is wrong with Data. First Picard orders him to report for a checkup, then Picard discusses things with LaForge who thinks Data may be getting carried away, then Troi studies him and determines Data is of two minds. Picard gets it…but of course doesn’t tell anyone else. Finally, they bring in Dr.Selar who confirms things. And we still need a scene of them discussing it! They knew who the scientist was and that he was trying to bridge the gap between man and machine, why did we need so much time in the Ready Room? It just goes on and on and for an episode that had an interesting idea and could have been a real psychological study, it becomes a real bore.





“Day of the Dove” (TOS)
I briefly mentioned this episode the other day, when I mentioned how lackluster the alien in it is. Not only is it a bad design, but it’s revealed in the first few seconds. So we’re aware of what is going on from the start. Which would be OK if we got more info in the episode, but we never do. Instead we spend the whole, entire freaking episode waiting for the crew to discover this alien on the ship and determine what it does (It makes people racists basically). There are some good moments in this episode to be fair but by the time Kirk and Spcok finally see the alien we don’t care anymore. It would have been so much better if the alien was kept in the dark until Kirk and Spock found it, then we would have been more invested in what the heck is going one. For instance, TNG’s “All Good Things” waiated almost an hour to reveal Q, because they knew not knowing it was him would add to the tension and mystery. Which it did!! And how is the alien thing beaten? They laugh it off the ship. Good lord this episode, thank goodness for Michael Ansara as Kang he is what elevates it to a decent episode.






“Violations” (TNG)
I am torn by this one, because I really liked this episode. But I have to be fair, and the fake out is really lame. There are these aliens on the ship, and one named Jev is mentally attacking the crew. We see that it is hin, clearly. Toward the end of the episode, Troi is reliving the events to find out what happens when who should appear but…Jev’s father. Which we know is crap. And yet they make it seem as if we are supposed to be fooled, and of course it’s a whole five minutes later when the truth comes out making that deception a waste of time. What, were they trying to fill five minutes or something? Oh well, despite that I still love watching Worf punch the jerk wihout beating a sweat the way he does. Epic.





“Schism” (TNG)

As I’ve noted, usually the reveal gets blown in the episode. This is an example of an even worst thing. How would you like your big surprise reveal to be ruined in the coming attractions for the next episode?? Yep. Aliens are experimenting on the crew, and the entire episode is building things up. We see the crew having symptoms of PTSD, they then recreate their memories on a holodeck confirming something happened, further confirmed by medical scans. Turns out it’s aliens kidnapping the true. This would have been a real creepy episode except for the fact that the teaser for the episode SHOWS THE DAMN ALIENS, and the basically gives the whole damn thing away. Now it’s not a bad episode, it does capture the moody atmosphere well, but I don’t think anyone was surprised by the final outcome. And even one of the creators admitted that the episode was hurt by that foolish teaser promo.






“Operation:Annihalate” (TOS)

This one literally makes me facepalm. Ok, so these jellyfish like aliens are hiding in the shadows of the planet attacking people and taking them over. It is established that the sun is the answer…but what is it about the sun that could affect them? They throw all kinds of experiments at one of the aliens regarding heat and radiation, and are still mystified! Finally, and I mean finally!, Kirk realizes that the one things they missed is the brightness of the sun. No way! McCoy has one of his dumbest lines when he points out that sunlight isn’t harmful humans. Uh  yeah, we’re not talking about humans!  Ya think that maybe that was why they were always hiding in the shadows guys? Kirk has to be the big genius who figures this all out.
Oh, and it gets dumber. They blind Spock using an experiment with intense white light…before discovering ANY light would work, even if it’s the invisible end of the spectrum. What was this, forced drama? Oh and don’t worry Spock’s blindness was temporary thanks to an inner eyelid never mentioned before. This episode kind of sucks.






So what about you guys? Any episodes you can think of that blew the big surprise before the characters could learn it? And it doesn’t have to just be Star Trek.

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